I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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