Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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