One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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