Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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