I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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