I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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