I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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