Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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