god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just tell him i said nine months
I wish i was in the wii world.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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