Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES