you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We have so much sex to catch up on
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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