i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Ketchup is God's man juice
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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