he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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