your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
are you so shy because you have an std?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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