Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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