I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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