You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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