3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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