Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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