I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Randomize
