She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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