gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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