hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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