Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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