I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize