using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Your dad touched me again.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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