Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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