Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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