This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
