Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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