This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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