I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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