I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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