so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms