I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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