he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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