Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
only if we run a train.
done.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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