thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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