Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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