Cold hands, warm shart.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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