Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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