I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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