fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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