why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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