wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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