would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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