I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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