Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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