I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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