she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
