Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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