we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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