i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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