dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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