the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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