This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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