Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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