If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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